Whats a book selfie? Belfie? Is that already taken? Literelfie?

I just turned 33 and my boyfriend is early-50s. Even I know the age-gap is not standard, and while I think my boyfriend is quite hot...he damn well knows that he is lucky. I also feel less pressure to put SO much effort to maintain besides being active and eating healthy and taking a shower once in a while and never…

If Neville’s the Wrongbottom I don’t wanna be right.

“I see your butt!!” is regularly shouted at my house.

Seriously man. I mean I pull my junk out all the time and no one cares I don’t know why you’re being persecuted for it. Look i’ll pull out my junk now.

At 37 I feel you. I’ve decided to use this superpower and become a high-price assassin. No one will see me coming! I’m surprised the CIA hasn’t jumped on this yet.

He can Slytherin me any time.

Counterpoint: farting *is* hilarious.

Yet when I pull my junk out it’s “illegal” and i “go to jail” and “get a restraining order” wtf is with this double standard

“Here’s some cyanide to treat those hot flashes you’ve been having.”

Calling other people jealous bitches sure doesn’t make her seem as fun as she thinks she is.

Sorry Madonna, but you never look like you’re having fun. (Which is why I never feel jealous of you.)

I thought it was pretty funny.

Counterpoint: It wasn’t great, but I like this.

Aww, I thought it was cute and her Cher was hilariously clueless (aka just like her).

Spader and Baldwin survived in their careers because they transitioned to comedic and character roles that don't require leading man looks but do require good acting skills, which they both have. Kilmer hasn't made this transition yet and may never will. Actresses can sometimes do this. Helena Bonham Carter is busier…

The image of Bardem is also pretty Photoshopped, IMHO.

I think there are a lot more bald actors than people think.

Javier Bardem loves having dumbass haircuts, huh?

I'm not particularly fond of Tom Cruise, but he rocked the baldness in Tropic Thunder.