I’ve always been willing to let them have the Three Stooges to themselves.

She’s got 24 hour coverage for sure.

Babies are needy and self-absorbed, and you need a complete staff of baby wranglers to have any hope of taking yoga themed selfies again.

Is there some kind of mouth guard/appliance she wears to get that lip trajectory?

It’s going to leave a mark.

There is an LDS seminary across the street from every high school in Gilbert, Chandler, and I’m guessing, Mesa, AZ. Mormon kids all attend seminary during the school day, accommodated into their class schedules by a state funded public school.

I live in Chandler, Arizona. I blame Mormons.

Well, you had four good years.

As the youngest child, I always worried my parents would have another and knock me out of my privileged position.

It was that goddamn Lakers themed sport court.

I would. Just for the crafting room alone!

I like it when the moms yell, “You will never see me again!!!!” And then you see them next episode. Your YAGE really loses its punch with no follow through.

I think we can put the blame on ISIS. Even if it was an American bombing raid, she was being held captive. ISIS placed her in the target of the bomb, they murdered her.

G4s don’t buy themselves.

Oh, that Kristen, making lemonade out of devastating natural disasters.

No, Yoko, I didn’t take the bait and get arrested for littering and vandalism. I’m not going to start touching strangers now and get hit for battery. That’s entrapment, right there.

Been married 20+ years, haven’t been alone since my children were born. But I can finish off a family size bag of Lays with no problem. (Ruffles, too, for that matter.) My lips end up swollen because of all the salt, but I can do it.

Fries are only good when they’re so hot they actually burn my mouth while I’m eating them. Once they cool down, I no longer recognize them as food.

Oh, no, she broke the rules. It was sad to see her so upset, but she’s the one that broke the agreement. And she has a lot of fans she can mobilize.

I remember when Ellen Degeneres was sobbing on her show about a dog rescue group taking back a dog she had adopted, because she had re-homed it with a trusted friend. So dogs are treated better than those children.