I could only make it thru half of Crystal Hefner’s story. Where’s the damn quiche?

Okay, crazy person.

Everything is fine. Jojo is fine, it’s fine.

I think she was in a dissociative state as well, as that’s been the case previously in similar situations. It’s not so much they’re hiding their pregnancies as there is such a disconnect there is no acknowledgement of pregnancy.

Two million, that’s a lot of cats. The three in my neighborhood are enough of a problem.

Aw, my dream is to retire in Arcadia with a view of the San Gabriel Mountains from my back yard. And be a docent at the Los Angeles County Arboretum. I’m just a Powerball win away from my dreams.

Maybe Brooke thinks Hulk raised her well, but he did a shit job with her brother.

Phlegm for the win!

The guy in the row behind had a huge coughing fit. Flight’s over, walking down the jetway, my nephew looks over at my sister and says, “Ooo, what’s in your hair?”

No, Whitney, you just have a car service. #lifeofpoors

I have a couple of really cute cousins.

I keep my house at 80, but that’s a good 30 degrees cooler than outside.

My air conditioner is set at 80 degrees right now. 79 at night while I sleep. I’m pretty sure I have lizard DNA.

The deer on Miyajima Island are pretty cool with it, though.

Is it important business work, Tyra? On your business laptop?

Mom, my nine year old daughter wailed, please buy me new clothes from Justice. They have to be from Justice!!!!!! Then one day, when she was 12, I said let’s go shopping at Justice. Mom, she wailed, never make me shop at Justice!!!!!!

The US Congress is filled with people with lots of different backgrounds - business, law, cruise ships. I think his military service added to his sense of public service, perhaps. I also think that it’s better that our legislators don’t think of war only in the abstract, but also realize the human cost.

Anything with Jessica Hynes in it. I love her.