I’ve always thought this would be a good idea. Growing up in New Mexico/Arizona, the funeral home was often the most attractive building in these small towns. Plus, you know know they have plenty of seating and there tends to be tons of flowers around.

Oh, right, like it’s my fault he’s a dork.

Tony could do what my husband did. Start telling Dad Jokes. The waitresses love them!

For me, it’s French Kiss.

It is scary. Symptoms are so often misinterpreted by women and ER doctors.

Aw, jeez, what faux pas did I commit?

I think we’ve been saturated in pink awareness. Which is why I want to remind women of the number one killer of women — heart disease.

I agree with Heather, too. It’s uncool to let a random stranger roam around the house. I’d be worried about theft.

My husband wears his most of the time, except for golfing. I rarely wear mine. I’m a compulsive hand washer, so it’s best if I just don’t wear it.

So I saw a couple of pachinko places in Akihabara. I got to tell you, Yoko, didn’t see the appeal.

Yeah, I can believe they’re manipulating me. But, with Morgan, I can’t even be mad.

This is a link from our local paper about the Minion WTF scandal. I like how she takes a paragraph to qualify that her kid never eats at McDonald’s. You got your kid a Happy Meal. Just own it.

When we went to see the Grand Budapest Hotel, it was just us and about 100 80 year olds. I figured they thought it was the sequel to Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

Goddamnit, Yoko, that’s a tripping hazard.

Nope, unless you’re in your own house, and you’re licking the donut to ensure your nine year old brother doesn’t eat it, keep your damn tongue in your damn mouth.

She certainly was naive. That is probably because she lives across the country from her mother. Once your parent nears 80, an adult child needs to make a transition to caretaker. I’m sure her brother Billy has experienced this. Even if an elderly parent is able to live alone, an 80 year old may need some help. Like…

You may be being a bit dismissive of the Haitian experience in the Dominican Republic.

Not special =/= Garbage

Really, not even the Dominican Republic?

That’s what I was thinking, that’s the flag from the Olympic games, which is hella cool.