We are better off than a lot of people in a lot of countries. I don’t want to get all Lee Greenwood on y’all, but the fact someone can type “garbage country” on an unrestricted internet which people can read on free WiFi in a public library kinda disproves the point.

The only animal worse than a dolphin, fucking chimpanzees.

You test routes for ease and speed around six months. By eight months, you’re doing bi-weekly drills driving the preferred route. At nine months, you sign up for DOT alerts to be aware of any road closures, and you update your GPS software. Amateur.

Tiffany Fibonacci.

There are enough blended families that I think schools are getting used to different names. But on the official enrollment forms, I do use my legal name. On the field trip, syllabus, equipment forms, etc. that come from the classroom, I just short hand it to my kids’ last names.

Nope. But every time I apply for a car loan or a mortgage, the credit check comes back with about five AKA’s that I’m reported under — Montana Maiden, Montana Married, Montana Maiden-Married, Montana M Married and, sometimes, Montana Married-Maiden.

Martha Einstein.

When my cousin got married, she and her husband took elements of each of their last names and combined them to make a new last name, so they both changed names to the new one.

I got married over 20 years ago, and still haven’t changed my name with Social Security. I did slap on a hyphen and my husband’s last name on my driver’s license. Sometimes, on school paper work, I just use my husband’s last name to make it easier and quicker. Except for paper work for math classes. I share the last…

Based on her quote, maybe she really doesn’t know how babies are made. It sounds almost like this is just something that happened to her, not anything she actually had responsibility for.

I tried the baby carrier once. It was like having a space heater strapped to my chest. I was afraid I was giving the kid heat stroke.

Needs more attacks, less reaction shots.

Absolutely, we can never justify the cop’s behavior at the pool party. But I understand the careful handling of Dylann Roof. What he did was so awful, they want to make sure the conviction goes through, so they have to be cautious that everything is above board.

Oh my god, just get a fucking divorce already. No one gives a shit.

Okay. I’d better let you go, then.

This review was so fun, I may never see another movie ever again.

Do they think we should close all our prisons and fire all the police? Because one time I took a stapler home from work, so I shouldn’t be all judgey about murderers and arsonists.

I really like it, but you’re right. I’d better pace myself.

I leave for Japan in a week. My first time, and I plan on eating Tempura for ten days straight.

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