They let Ann Curry go somewhere nice like Switzerland? Man, the Today Show was always sending her to the summits of treacherous mountains or war-torn countries.

They're pretty slow in the cool mornings. I've got five on my backyard fence right now.

I'll stick with lizards and snakes in the apocalypse, thanks.

Humans can lick, too.

I'm almost certain this is a short sleeve shirt. In winter. Under a suit coat.

My mother's doctor ordered routine blood work, but the lab results were typed up weird or something so that her calcium level showed really, really low. The doctor called my mother's house as soon as she received the results and was surprised when my mother was able to answer it. Then the doctor told my mother to have…

blargh²

Deanna's way isn't so efficient. They were losing people on their supply runs. And turning a blind eye to violence in her community wouldn't be efficient in the long run.

I prefer limp hair to a swarm of bees buzzing my head.

Two BAs, one full time job, two kids, 2400 sq ft. home. Just booked a two week stay in Maui. Yay for the desert southwest and its affordable cost of living.

If I'm alone and can jam while I get ready, my playlist needs The Impression that I Get, Mighty Mighty Bosstones; Banditos, Refreshments; Walk Away, Kelly Clarkson and Would I Lie to You, Eurythmics.

Right? I'd be a fool not to get some, too.

I never went back on the pill. After my 2nd kid, I had my tubes tied, mostly because the blood clot risk as you age.

That's interesting. My 20s were spent with chronic diarrhea that was diagnosed as IBS. Until I was 33, I was prescribed Bentyl and Robinul. At 33, I went off the pill so that I could start our family. I got pregnant really quickly, but didn't even suspect I was pregnant until I was around nine weeks. Not only didn't I…

My guess, Bristol's son will live with his grandparents, so as not to interfere with the newlyweds.

You know what? I think everything is going to be fine.

You know, the Stieg Larrson trilogy: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest.

I'm prepared for the US to be horrible. But I felt like Sweden had been fooling me with its toothy Nordic grin, hiding systemic violence against women behind their progressive exterior.

I'll skip the American remake then.