I watched "The Girl..." movies. My main takeaway was that Sweden is a horrible place for women.

Andy has some pretty cool friends, so I'm hoping they'll show up to the Emmys to help him.

Just to be safe, I'm getting my Voight-Kampff machine out of storage.

And Angela couldn't remember his name. But a PI found him, and Camille got busy with him.

Aww, we ended every Girl Scout meeting with a friendship circle, sending a friendship squeeze around.

Oh, I got it now. My first thought was he was a pulling a Spencer Tracy.

Estranged for 24 years? You'd think there'd be something like common law divorce after that long.

I love living in Arizona and not setting all my clocks. Except the clocks on my programmable thermostats both advanced themselves one hour. Still can't figure that one out.

Lol, poor people, amirite.

I watched it, my jaw dropped.

To paraphrase Fran Lebowitz, rich people should never call up poor people at 9:00 am and ask if they're up.

Chris who?

When I saw the picture of Carvin, I started singing Puttin' on the Ritz.

I promised myself I would clean out all the crap and vacuum it this weekend. Poor, dirty Party Van.

Shit, I drive a 12 year old minivan with Cheerios and French fries stuck in the seats, so you know I've had sex!

Yep, unless you can contain your cat in your yard, cats ought to be kept inside.

Great for the garbage disposal. And then put lemons in there to really clean the blades.

My son was born with crazy long eye lashes. When he was in kindergarten, pinkeye went through his classroom. One morning, he yelled out in terror that he couldn't open his eye. His damn eye was glued shut with that gunk. Why wouldn't that happen to Kim with all that crap on her eyes?

Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Brad Hall.

Jesus, was that haircut part of the punishment?