I'm married, but my husband travels a lot, so I bet I can make it to 90.

Summer homes aren't free.

Oh, yeah, move immediately and leave no forwarding address.

I enjoyed this collection of tweets. Many winners.

No empathy, at all.

Of course I miss my kids. And sometimes I don't.

The bag of oranges. I cried.

I'm 21 again!!!

The text in the gray box is a quote from the article and wikipedia page. I assumed you were telling the asshole I was quoting to kill themselves. So I didn't take it personally.

Man, I hope that's not true.

Yes, we don't stomach honor killings here in the educated west. We just torment the girls until they do it themselves, you know, like good Christians.

Why is there an article dedicated to one girls suicide? Thousands of people commit suicide every year. What is so unique about this one? A girl has sex with multiple boys, someone films it, she is harassed at school, and kills herself. We have heard it all before.

I guess we can rule out English teachers being behind this Competitive Enterprise Foundation.

Shoot, I went to six orgies last year. And I'm a bit of a prude.

Mine is so heavy and awful, I worry about scaring my daughter. But I tell her there's birth control that will make her period very manageable and no big deal at all.

The ladies in my family go until around 55. My mom and older sisters just shake their heads at me and say, sorry, chica.

Every 28 days. It's a goddamn horror movie. My husband loves to come talk to me while I'm in the bathroom. Don't open the WC door, I warn, it's like a satanic cult ritual killing in here.

I'm disappointed that Mindy Kaling would stoop to such crap stunt casting. We all deserve better than this.

You know those stories about stolen garden gnomes and the resulting postcards? Within three weeks of displaying Chas, I think she'll be getting a postcard from Mt. Rushmore.

And it's not better, Mica. It's not better. sniff