I really just lifted that out of a Fran Lebowtiz book.

Can you do something about how loud German tourists are?

I agree. I'm sure she is healthy, but 50 year olds don't get pregnant without some medical intervention. I think sometimes we should take cues from nature.

It's terrible that paparazzi follow after people, but trying to outrun them seems terribly ill-advised as well.

She looks so different now. Puberty?

Yeah, but they're just using the kids as troll bait.

My husband has much better hair. I refer to it as anchorman hair.

Baby Royale

Sam copied that head tilt pose from Kim.

I liked Coco's yoga themed tweet. So it must not be yoga I don't like, it's Hilaria Baldwin that peeves me.

I went to David Carradine.

Katie, is this about a boy?

As seen on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.

Are we sure it's not that old German dude wearing a Courtney Stodden sex doll mask?

I starred you, but that doesn't mean I'm pleased with the current costs. How about employer childcare vouchers, America?

My maternity leave was an unpaid eight weeks off under the Family and Medical Leave Act. I figured the no income for the two months was to get me used to giving up half my paycheck for childcare. Shit, $165 a week, and that was 18 years ago. I don't even want to know how much it is now.

Better than residency in Branson, I suppose.

Interesting. I did know that a good mechanic was a hot commodity there.

I always thought it was because we wouldn't export cars to Cuba.

Just check the aisle end-caps. You may find it there marked down with the Christmas Smith & Hawken candle holders.