She wasn't really crying. She's not a good actress, that's why she turned her back. Plus, she was able to yell out to remind everyone she's written two books.

Aw, opportunity hog sounds so much nicer than fame whore.

Oblivious mom taking a staged picture. Which means he stepped on the dog a second time with an approving audience.

I love binge watching on Netflix, but my SOP is to watch Friends on TBS while I make dinner. I've seen FunBobby sober up several times now. Anyway, Friends never left for me, so it probably won't make into my queue.

Seriously, though, is this some kind of performance art?

I'm a little put out with him, because I see no Robin/Batman franchise movie in production on his IMDB page. But other than that, I know of no reason that would cause him to lose favor. Did he come out as a Cosby apologist?

I hadn't heard of this until I read your comment.

Well, yuck. Hotel room with the bill to the landlord! Good luck with all that.

No running water at all? Because if you just pour a bucket of water into the toilet bowl, gravity will flush it.

Baby Kills A Lot!

The map is spot on. I live in Arizona, and I have so many questions.

There ain't no party like a Jewelry Plastic Surgery party, 'cause a Jewelry Plastic Surgery party's got staph.

My 80 year old mother is on my cell plan and has refused every one of our offers for a smartphone. When she brings out that old flip phone, I'm always compelled to tell people she's been offered better. "Oh, please," she'll say, "I love this phone."

The guy catching a soccer ball and dropping his kid made me laugh a lot more than I should. But I'm pretty sure the kid was okay.

That's why I never like a friend's sad status. I'll reply in the comments - sometimes just a simple "I'm so sorry for your loss."

When my son was four, he would only answer to Mike - from "Monsters, Inc."

Years ago, my family was altogether to celebrate Christmas. We found a brain teaser in the newspaper, a bunch of Christmas songs listed only by the first letters of the title. JB, HTHAS, so on. But we were all stumped by GGROBAR. A couple of hours went by, we couldn't get it, my mom called the reference desk at her…

News organization? Before or after the chimp?

I haven't had a ticket since 1991, and I'm pretty sure that one was for no seat belt. But a couple of weeks ago, I got flashed in an intersection in Mesa, AZ. It was close to midnight, absolutely no traffic around. I saw it turn yellow, but I thought I was so close that I would have to slam on my brakes to stop by the…

I think your notebook is a great idea. Happiness is not based on a grand event or an extravagant purchase. A contented life is made by collecting little moments of joy.