He must have been born on the boat.

There's a theory floating around (ha) that Anna and Elsa's parents were expecting when their boat sank. But they didn't drown, they washed ashore on a tropical island and gave birth to...TARZAN!

It's because kids want to read/watch kids having adventures, away from parental interference. That's a kid fantasy - autonomy from adults. That's why Ash leaves home at 10 and Harry Potter is an orphan that lives under the staircase. The parental death is just a literary device to get the adventure going.

Seriously, stop stealing your co-workers' lunches. Grown-ups behave better than that.

I like Sharon Stone and David DeLuise together. They look pretty cute and happy.

I can get behind this one! Yes, they shared it with the public after the fact, but the proposal only involved them, no stupid flash mob dancing to Journey in the middle of the Galleria.

I mean, maybe, we don't have to completely forget about his butt.

They didn't lose followers, though, because those accounts weren't really following them.

I love you, Madeleine Albright.

Oh, that was a flight to Hawaii. Mom, Dad and three kids, the littlest being around three. Of course, he's antsy and bored. Never once did Mom engage with him or try to entertain him. She just turned in her seat and closed her eyes. Dad did his best trying to talk to all three kids, telling them to go to sleep. Mostly…

Maybe it was because I viewed the ridiculous Bill Clinton right wing meme right before watching this, but I kinda liked it. I may be singing keys in the box the rest of the day.

That's where I'm going to be Christmas day.

Just because it's a soup ladle doesn't mean Weird Al isn't actually magic.

Michael Ian Black wins!

Laserdisc.

I can tell how nice and gracious Jane Curtin is just from that picture. I want to party with those two.

Smile though your heart is aching

Good thing my kids are so good looking.

Terribly sorry about that, London.

When I was pregnant, I would stand behind the couch so I could rest my belly on it and take some of the pressure off.