They uncanny valleyed that kid, poor thing. It's almost dad, but missing the essential dadness.

Invictus? He doesn't even know us.

"Is that Italian porn?"

"I've had this suit for 15 years, and it still fits."

"This portrait shows my dimples and strong jawline, and so forth and so on and those kinds of things."

It's homecoming spirit week at my kids' high school this week. The dress-up days include Runaway, Kidnapped Camper and Hide. Skinny dipping seems so charming in comparison.

I don't know about losing her kid, but yes to the license.

It's that fresh Idaho mountain air.

Huh, sounds about right.

I guess, but you would hope a nurse wouldn't intentionally cause a medical emergency.

Who has IV stuff at their house?

I had an ectopic pregnancy, and I've never thought of it as an abortion. I thought it was strange she would frame it as such.

I'm just glad my husband's exes don't include Rachel McAdams and Kate Beckinsale.

I've never heard of them, either. It just makes not buying them that much easier.

When I had toddlers, I lived for nap time!

Aw, maybe my daughter will finally embrace the beautiful spray of freckles across her nose and cheeks.

My husband is almost a foot taller than me. We've been married 22 years, but he is not one for housework.

Two days ago, I watched the Wife Swap she did with Bristol Palin. I thought Joan was very gracious toward Bristol. Maybe more than I would have been.

From a blurb yesterday, I thought it was for a vocal chord node, nothing life threatening, esp. since it was outpatient. I hope it's not serious and she has a meaningful recovery.