I'm sure she apologized, but that didn't stop her from telling her Latino contractor "no scratchy woody" in a later season.

She just likes to say Chinky Chinky Chinaman.

On the plus side, it reminded me that Vicki Gunvalson is on tonight with her OC reunion. And I didn't even know Vicki was British.

Not good for reading skillz, either.

My teens only watch MTV for Catfish. They certainly had no interest in the VMAs.

The real waitstaff at SUR must hate the televised crew, 'cause I don't think they did that much work.

I'm an Aggie. Just another reason why NMSU is better.

My kids loved "Scooby Doo on Zombie Island." Cat people and zombie pirates.

I thought Canada was lousy with guns.

Yeah, similar results.

Those yearly vow renewals seem like a kiss of death to a marriage. I can't blame Nick for taking work as it comes. His is a fickle industry, and you never know if the next job is the last job.

I flew to Hawaii last month on United, and they were pushing their new Beta Entertainment program pretty hard. Tons of free movies and TV shows for you to watch on your Apple product. But we're an Android family. Long flight. (Android coming soon, they said.)

Wharf? I thought you said go down on the dwarf.

Dang, I was hoping for K-Fed.

Kit Williams has got it going on.

You can't tell, but Rick Perry's tie has been embroidered with a picture of his mugshot.

Our schools are on a modified year round schedule, so the summer break is only seven weeks long. The kids' clothes still fit and it's exactly the same weather, so we don't buy much back to school clothes, maybe new first day outfit. This year the school supply list was pretty much 3 three binders, highlighters and a…

Aw, she misses mom's good home cooking.

This is a show that let Jenna Wolfe include her junior high yearbook picture in a story that was neither about junior high or her. Or Jenna's coverage of the Haiti earthquake that included a visit to her former nanny's house. Jenna was all about self-promotion.

Actually, I never had to take my kids' phones away from them, because they have never ignored my calls. But I'm not mad about the app. I'm not mad about the Kim Kardashian app, either. More like I'm on my high horse, really.