We were in our late 20s. He had also started the process to separate from the service when we met. But I just wanted to chime in that I observed the lonely 18 year old soldier getting married before being financially or emotionally ready phenomenon.

Oh, I've seen that quote several times. Tears come to my eyes every time.

I lived for years in El Paso, and met plenty of newly enlisted GIs. Boy, so many of them were homesick and lonely. If they dated a girl longer than three weeks, they'd pop the question and get engaged.

My kids answer my calls, because otherwise their smartphones become flip phones. That's why I pay for a family phone plan, so I can get a hold of the kids. And my mother. But if she doesn't answer, she gets a welfare check from me.

Emma Peel is looking good.

Thanks. I didn't make the connection.

Because of the WNBA playoffs, I was just giving props for their league championships.

Why, I oughta....

It's our only winning team.

Yeah, if I was the dog, I would have given the elephant a five spot to step on the bird.

Yes, the Pending Replies come and go. I can't break the code. Trolls ruin everything.

I can binge watch Breaking Bad, Firefly, Freak and Geeks, early seasons of 30 Rock, Malcolm in the Middle, Jesus Christ, this place is a mess. Doesn't anyone pick up around this dump?

She can't call it a Frappuccino as that is trademarked.

I have to say, this confuses me a lot more than shark for lunch. A bit of Anglophile, is she?

"Rectum? Hell, it killed him."

In my house, cell phones in 6th grade, smartphones in 8th. And my kids were among the last to get them of their peers.

Oh, most definitely.

I think 99% of people walking by wouldn't give it another thought. But there is always that 1% that will freak out.

He's gonna need a bigger couch.

I could only come up with meringue cookies.