I have a 17 year old son, so I know all about the stupid stuff that teens do, even good ones. I just really want to know he's misbehaving with age appropriate friends.

Vandalized cars are one thing. I'd be more worried about the part where my 15 year old son was hanging with a 35 year old man.

But you have very good hair, Cadence, so not all is lost.

OB and pediatric offices can't display the baby picture collages anymore because of HIPAA. Absolutely use it to slam these assholes.

I love Louise.

He is aware of his effect on women. And he's teasing us.

Ten and 11 is when we started letting our kids be at home by themselves for a couple of hours during the day. 12 and 13, we'd leave them alone at night, but not overnight. Opened up a whole new world for us. Date night!

Someone get Terry Dubrow on the phone. Is this a real thing?

Last month, a grieving father asked Reddit for help with photoshopped pictures of his infant. People responded beautifully. So you think, what a wonderful community.

JB: I wonder what kind of conditioner she uses.

Please, no exposés on Firehouse Subs.

There you go. As there were no people yet, not a fuck was given all day.

Okay, you go for it, Blake, but they're always going to insist on eating at Red Robin, just so you know.

I can certainly separate my money from the artist.

As a teen, I watched Mork & Mindy with my parents. I saw Garp on a date, and watched Jumanji with my children. I just expected to spend my golden years with Robin as well.

I've seen "Housewives of Melbourne." Boy, does she have some kind of nerve.

I swear to God, cabrón, you better not dump slime on me.

Some open mic nights are better than others.

Hi ho.

My husband works for a large Fortune 100 company. I picked him up from work one day, but had just finished my standard Trenta green tea, so I told him I needed to run in and use the restroom. Go in the ladies room, and there on the counter are two baskets of assorted feminine hygiene products, just provided free for…