YEAH, GUYS

Has anyone ever seen Dave Navarro and James Lipton in the same room?

Antonio Banderas: I've made a huge mistake.

You go, (Glen) Coco!

I'm a young Shelly Winters.

Can you imagine an angry Dustin Diamond following you into the parking lot? You don't want any part of that.

Hey, Screech, more than two, it's you.

You're a good sport.

I'm sorry. You're a perfectly lovely person, but conventional wisdom says you're wrong about Hilaria.

This story is just layers and layers of gross.

Gah, a committee of awful.

I don't understand how he doesn't have a circle of friends that would say, no, dude, you can not do this.

No, you make a good point. Lightheartedly making a profit on real people's real deaths is iffy.

Not a history major, but I kinda assumed there were never really witches in Salem. You should go to Roswell, NM. They got the whole alien thing going on.

Yeah, it's my new ride. You know, Barry, with a little hard work, some day you can have a car this nice.

Not at the Grand Canyon. There are signs everywhere saying do not feed the squirrels. But those little mother fuckers will come right up and take your sandwich out of your hands. (This is not to condone squirrel kicking. Just to say these squirrels are used to people. They're just like the San Diego seagulls that will…

Yeah, I mean, I know it's cheap, but stop eating Little Caesar's Pizza. You've got money, you can cough up more than five bucks for pizza.

Well, her autumn is set to be better than mine, too, so there's that.

My friend is playing Captain Hook in "Peter Pan" at the Thousand Oaks Dinner Theater. I have $10 off coupons, if you're interested.

The color circles aren't even straight up and down. I couldn't sleep in that room, knowing that slant was there.