I thought we were done with Porsche cliches after the 911 Turbo S review?

How about: Mustang II?

Don't be silly. It's located in the manual transmission, which is why all automatic cars have no soul.

there were more, but they snap oversteered off the Autobahn into a tree

To continue what Travis said, this car is more frustrating than a regular 911 in that the gap between what you're legally allowed to do with it and what the car is capable of is so freakin' huge. It's extremely comfortable for a super car, which is maybe what you want, and stealthier than a lot of cars it's faster…

Not enough Porsche cliches.

Yes, yes it could...

Next up: Motorcycles.

Supercar vs Hypercar. What did you expect?

It doesn't look like ether of them got your joke. It kind of looks like it would be a blast if you tried mounting a tire that way.

Give us a V wagon or give us nothing.

It's nothing to do with standard procedure, we actually tend to do it in the hopes of snagging washing lines full of women's underwear. Nothing is as comfortable as a thong on a transatlantic flight!

By the looks of diesel like cloud of smoke coming from the exhaust, he doesn't know shit about maintaining his car either.

Judging by the fact that the guy was rollin doors open, I am almost positive he is just a d-bag who can't drive.