The last time I checked, Jeremy Clarkson was not the executive producer of Top Gear and doesn't have the last say in what goes into every episode. None of the segments were aired live which means they met the approval of someone else after Clarkson said the "derogatory" statements. This is in no way Clarkson's fault…

He's probably thinking, "My God. The last car I ever drive is going to be a Geo fucking Metro."

I... I did not think of that, but you win the body-parts-to-Ferrari-rear comparison for this car

That spoiler shooting up and out of the car looks like an anal prolapse. Ewww Ferrari

Does Jalopnik now owe Ferrari $70k for reporting on the early review of the Ferrari La Ferrari?

I hop on the highway with my bike and I am frickin dialed in...looking ahead, checking sides, LOOKING AHEAD.

Pretty sure there is a Toyota Hilux in there somewhere...

He's actually not moving at all. He's just doing a burnout while the world moves under him.

It really is, wow. And this is coming from someone who's no fan of the Panamera.

Ahem, just chop the middle 2' off the Panamera and what's left is shockingly gorgeous.

That doesn't mean it's OK to make no effort whatsoever to identify the original source, and post five LiveLeak videos you absolutely KNOW are ripped every week. It's lazy, and it rewards the assholes doing the reposting.

Oh look! A link to the original, longer video on YouTube that ISN'T YET ANOTHER LIVELEAK SHITPOST!

You? ha!! I mean, at least, this guy kept 4 tires down.

I mean, take your pick.

Need I say more?

Imagine driving behind this...

I kind of want to see Josh Wise do all of his interviews that weekend in the style of the meme.

It just goes to prove that every Doge has its day.