The Night King returns and says “surprise bitches!” and turns them all into ice zombies.

Danny and Jon both run to the Throne and try to sit on it at the same time.  The both fall off and end up sitting the floor.  Danny smiles, says “Oh, you...”, Jon shrugs and smiles, then the theme from Growing Pains plays.  Fin.

I once got ejected in high school but I preempted it by getting out of the car.

I remember as a kid hating how Elmo was gradually taking over the show and less and less of other monsters were getting to show up. My favorite Muppet on the show as Grover and he got pushed out pretty hard for more Elmo skits. I think I gave up caring about Seaseme Street after attending one of those Live! shows that…

proud to say that I’ve been following @fart for years now.

@fart continues:

Marry me, fart.

“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm.”

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

Beygency don't scare me, I'm a fucking NAVY WARRIORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I'm just gonna say it. I love Bey. But 'Morning Phase' makes me weep. It's so beautiful. It's thoughtful and flowing and lovely.

I won first prize in the 3rd grade "Reflections" arts contest for a really nice pastel sketch I did of my mom's Christmas cactus. Should I....send that ribbon onto Beyonce out of respect for art? Or do I get to keep it?

Congratu-fucking-lations.

SSSHHHH JUST LET ME HATE JENNAY

Jesus had a ton of friends.

John the Baptist cried out in the wilderness and people went out to listen to him. This guy cried out in the middle of the town square and everyone left. I don't know about you, but I'd say that's a clear hint from God.

And what makes you the arbiter of worthwhile-ness and productive-ness?