I put on my "don't rape me face" today and had ten men tell me to smile.

I'm pretty sure Jaden Smith is just on his way to a wedding.

It's halloween that brings up the great sadness that is the Heidi Klum and Seal breakup.

Yeah... but I cosplay. So it makes sense.

This is appropriate to my life now. I'm PMSing on Halloween, so this is my general reaction right now:

Nobody gives me free drugs.

Blazenettes, Good and Plenty and plenty and do you have anymore of these? Mint leaves and stems, Coffee Crispy, Tootsie Roll One...

Living in Denver, law enforcement started the warnings almost a month ago. It's been ridiculous. They seem to be trying to freak parents out. They also recommend parents throw away any pot candy they find, because that'll happen.

Non-smoking Coloradan: Those candies are expensive. Being afraid of potheads accidentally giving these to your kids on Halloween is like being afraid of alcoholics accidentally giving your kids sample sizes of vodka instead of juice boxes. In other words, not really rational. You should probably look though their…

Live in Denver, there's a huge billboard by my apartment complex (mostly singles loft building), this is mostly political. CO is massive battleground state and while there is no way legalization will get repealed, conservatives are really turning up heat on the "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" and tough on crime vote…

I sense this is a safe place for me to make a personal disclosure. My name is Jennifer. My high school nickname was Jennireefer. At this point, when I can't show my yearbook to my son because of the notes from my stoner friends, I wish it had been Steve. It would be a lot easier to explain!

I got some more candy names:

I'm no expert on Marijuana-laced products but here's some more suggestions for names:

Exactly. It's her choice, still. And that was the point all along.

I am a Colorado parent, and I can confirm that the anti-reality crowd is shitting themselves over the possibility of marijuana candy. I am not worried, myself. Hey, if you want to help my 5 year old go to bed, that's fine by me.

What was that old argument that stupid and terrible DARE tried to scare kids with? That drug dealers will give you a free "sample" to get you hooked and addicted? Yeah right. Drug dealers don't give away free product.

You know what? I ain't even mad, unlike some of the people on my Facebook.

Is this the place where I can complain about not being able to find a shoe with a mid range heel?? They're either sky high stilettos that I couldn't walk in to save my life or something so low that Mary from It's A Wonderful Life would wear them in her alternate universe life where's she's a librarian spinster. …