This was at a private conference, but I find your idea interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Why can't the rational opposition just start pointing, guffawing loudly, and slapping their knees when hooey like this gets spewed on governmental floors? A tactic of wielding a chorus of loud disruptive belly-laughs would probably sink these Tea Party yahoos faster than any attempt at discursive engagement.
Yeah. Look at that charming smile and curvaceous figure! And the beautiful hair! And I bet her shoes are really cute and match her stunning yet tasteful ensemble! CLEARLY GROSS.
Did anyone else's afternoon brain substitute "Moose and Squirrel" there?
I have been waiting for quite a while to bust this one out but:
1) I'm a little surprised Hiddles didn't rank higher? I would put him in the top 15!
That is a sign of true love. He probably thinks she looks like Zoe Saldana or something.
Carson Kressley is probably the only one who appreciates that comparison.
I feel tricked. I DEMAND 300 SANDWICHES AS RECOMPENSE.
DON'T FORGET TO SPELL "SORRY" WITH AN EXTRA U. THAT IS HOW WE ROLL IN BRITISH CANADA.
I AM FROM BRITISH CANADA AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHY MY CANDIES ARE NOT REPRESENTED.
PLEASE WRITE ME AN EXTENSIVE LETTER OF APOLOGY DETAILING THE REASONS FOR THIS LACK OF CONSIDERATION. I WOULD PREFER YOU DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME, AS THIS IS CLEARLY A PERSONAL AFFRONT.
I don't want to have to explain to my child what a closet is! We're a chest of drawers family!
Ughhh...how am I supposed to explain this to my kid? He's too young to see this ugly side of humanity.
Man at first I was getting ready to cringe in horror at a tale of a woman with Way Too Many Kids, but instead, she's a surrogate. For free. That's.. kinda awesome. What a good way to deal with being hooked on pregnancy.
Silly me. I forgot that fat girls are supposed to be crying into their fat rolls while lying about being sexed up by hot tattooed muscle boys. I mean, in no ways could fat girl be charming, sexy, funny, intelligent, beautiful, witty, or all of the above.
Let's just say I've had a LOT of "10"s. But then, I had a lot of everybody ;o)
I've been that girl. Dudes want an open relationship because they think they will be instantaneously drowning in mad supermodel pussy, but it never happens that way.
This is a beautiful piece of literature.
Ha! As a big girl, I'm always amused by the amount of interest my skinny girlfriends get in their (nonexistent) love life, while I sit quietly by knowing how much more action I'm getting, but no one would ever suspect because I'm not a size 4.