I remember reading about an actress who was booked for a political ad and didn't realize until she got there that it was against her beliefs. She had the choice to leave but it could have given her a reputation as unreliable in a very tight industry, so she did it. I wonder if that wasn't the case with some or all of…

It was something fancy at a rich friend's house. Different strokes, okay?

I've never actually tried a Smirnoff Ice, but I voted for it because I tasted champagne once and it was like my tongue was a slug and the drink was salt. It was less of a taste than just a negative mouth experience.

This is gossip and culture from a feminist perspective. In past years this segment has included pie vs cake, sex vs chocolate, and other odd match ups. It's a tradition.

I was going to say weed and red wine, but I can see where you're coming from. Maybe we could compromise with caffeine. Not that I partake of any of these on either list aside from caffeine and Tylenol. I'm super dull like that.

But seriously, Burt, if Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch were in a nude wrestling competition... I forgot what I was going to say. I'll just have to think about that for a while.

I hope that whoever wrote that forensic report gets fired too.

Agreed. It's like biting into a pumice block.

The things on her list add up to over $1800. For that amount of money, I could afford a different outfit for each day, plus the checked baggage fee. Also, she seems pretty confident that there aren't going to be any food spills on her three tops. And that it will be cool enough for a sweater or a jacket. Otherwise,…

This seems very likely. The censoring could be to prevent lawsuits from people who would rightly feel that their privacy was violated because they are not already famous. And of course it adds to the mystery for readers!

Most important asset? Really UNDZ? I like a good dick, but seriously, there are more important things about people than their genitals. If there isn't a good brain and a healthy heart attached to the dick, it's fairly useless.

It's pretty much like they went through the cast list and just chose the white characters. I would put Suzanne ahead of Piper or her ex, and not just because a Buzzfeed quiz said that I was most like her.

I felt guilty when I read this and immediately started hoping that none of the dead or injured are my friends. It feels selfish to want to push the pain off onto strangers. But I do hope that my friends who are there are okay.

Just off the top of my head, Peter Pan (What makes the red man red?), Song of the South, and Dumbo all had some pretty racist stuff going on. Disney is notorious for racism. If they want to be inclusive they should just make a new story. Peter Pan's time is over. We don't need fantasy "injuns" anymore. Seriously, we…

That song has been running through my head the whole time I've been reading this. Between Peter Pan, Song of the South, and Dumbo, Disney provided my childhood with hours and hours of cheerful racism.

Then why cast Tiger Lily at all? I think they're probably just proud that they aren't going to use the song from the original movie, "What makes the red man red?"

Oops, thanks for the correction!

"other fan favorites – including new dad Jason Biggs, Laura Prepon, Kate Mulgrew and Taryn Manning"... I thought everyone's favorites were Taystee and Poussey (aka Tasha Jefferson and Samira Wiley).

You are also a trooper for clearing this up with hard science. Thanks!

I like to just say 'me' or 'I.' As in, "Put your cock in me," or "I'm so wet, I want you in me." Because then it's like my whole body is part of my vagina, I'm one giant sexual organ and every touch is sex. But really, call it anything but 'snapper.' I had a boyfriend from Jersey who thought that was sexy. It made me…