There used to be one of those near my uncle's house in Hawai'i. I always thought it was weird to see that half wagon wheel right next to a palm tree.

My grandpa started to give a shit when they had to graft skin from his ass to the parts of his face where they removed the skin cancers. He might not have worn a bracelet like that, but he would have rocked it if he did.

That reminds me of the time I gave in to my son's demand to make him spaghetti tacos. Not exactly a culinary delight.

If you look further downthread, you'll see me rail against facts and logic as my bubble is burst. I've been taken down already. My Monaghan shrine is dismantled and all candles blown out. Sigh.

This might actually be a great thing. Then when I stuff myself at the reception I won't have to worry about busting a seam; I can just let my belly hang out. It's the ultimate freedom!

I found a ton of "magic" on instructables.com and my local hacker space.

On Saturday night I literally ordered a salad (and a small pizza) online with my credit card. From Blackjack Pizza, but still! I didn't have to interact with another human other than the delivery guy. Heaven!

Seriously. Grownup shows are for when the kids are asleep. When I do watch a grownup show with my son it's because I am prepared and ready to answer the questions my son has about fingering.

I had no idea that video games were banned in China. That explains why my friend who works for Chinese TV has time to open a Vietnamese restaurant while I barely find time to bathe and feed myself.

I don't see why it has to be either/or. Why can't we have both? I love Borderlands' cartoony quality and fantastic color. But I also love Skyrim's atmosphere and the mods that make it feel so immersively real. Watching this video I keep thinking about what the next Fallout could look like, and I'm getting a total…

That may have been your experience, but it has not been mine. I've had more than one male partner who enjoyed penetration. I also enjoy penetration. If it feels like being stabbed to you, please don't do it!

I for one welcome our elder gods.

Civil actions require that you serve the defendant with a summons and court documents. Everyone has to have the opportunity to defend themselves in court. Imagine if notification wasn't required. Someone could sue you and you wouldn't show up because you wouldn't know you were being sued. The court might enter a…

You can block requests from the app and your cousin will never know.

Wow. My number is #28406. I haven't played much recently, but it's amazing that there are over 2 million character accounts. I feel like an oldster.

Is it weird that now I kind of want to see Cloris Leachman nude? I think it would be cool to have her as a model for life-drawing.

Yes! That would be awesome.

If they want to make it historical, she could be from a time when children did hard labor and often had rickets from malnutrition, or she could have had polio.

I am so afraid of fish that it took me four days before I felt ready to read this article.

Once I met an unpleasant candidate for Colorado senate (long time ago, don't remember his name now). I didn't recognize him and he didn't say who he was until after I'd shaken his hand. Then I wiped my hand on my pants and made a grossed-out face. He was clearly offended. That was 20 years ago, but I still remember it…