This happened to me twice during my last trip. The advice to avoid travel during heavy storms and areas prone to bad weather is not very helpful, as both of my flights were cancelled because the planes I was supposed to take couldn't leave LaGuardia to get to my airport in a totally different state (D.C. in one case,…

I can't understand anything you are saying: Speak American!

Weird factoid: They are friends and hang out together.

If I see a copy of that magazine I'll be sorely tempted to whip out my Sharpie and fix it.

Me too. Does she not have a vagina or is it airbrushed out or is it just a weird angle or what?

I'll pass that along to my subconscious.

I'm guessing that the email back was the result of the person on the other end realizing that they had made a mistake, but not wanting to admit it. I would say, don't sweat it, and just keep doing what you're doing.

Todd Pheifer is a freelance writer who has clearly never seen my mess. (Also known as my apartment.) I couldn't even do the accumulated dishes in 15 minutes (no dishwasher or disposal here). I'm going to spend some real time on it this morning though.

Last week I dreamed that I met Oprah and she was really pissed about this gif. But I still love it.

It would be kind of creepy if you were a legal adult and your parents were still attempting to foist an imaginary person on you. A little weird at the very least.

I wasn't raised as a Christian, so I never believed in Santa. My ex-husband believed in Santa until he was 14 though, because he would look everywhere for the presents and never find them. He knew his parents weren't that clever or sneaky, so Santa seemed like the best explanation. It turned out that they were just so…

I really hope that you are under 18.

If you haven't tried the Diva Cup, I highly recommend it. You can leave it in over night, and though it will probably overflow a little if your period is super extra heavy, it will still be better than whatever is happening now.

He may have been Heckler once, but even the It Gets Better website has his name as Miller.

If I have to go to the hospital for laughing my ass off, you are getting the bill.

Right on!

Yes! I'm super excited for them and their son.

I cannot lie: I have watched Gosford Park at least ten times.

Shakespearean disses are the best disses.

When I was growing up in Hawai'i, people with really white skin were teased for having "daikon legs." So when I watch this, it seems like a really odd massage parlor.