I would have been shocked if you could get that kind of quality for a lower price. That is art, my friend.

A lot of people have a problem with that, and a very small minority of groups are just a front for church recruitment. However most groups will tell you that "higher power" can mean whatever you want it to mean, including your better nature, the group, Big Bird (seriously, someone chose Big Bird as her higher power):…

I hated this movie when I saw it, but maybe that was because I paid full price for it in the theater.

It's probably black to better hide her baby bump. Also, she had a fist-fight with Angelina, who is poised to steal her man Justin. And Courtney Cox already has baby names picked out. Top choice? "Bradlina." (Source: My ass.)

I was raised in a religion that teaches that life begins at conception, so I was both relieved and sad after my abortion. I never felt guilty though, and I've never doubted that it was the right choice for me.

I think it would be awesome to have Carrie Fisher play Princess Leia specifically BECAUSE she hasn't "aged well." Not every woman has to be a sex object and it's natural that most of us don't look as good at 50 as we did at 20. Why perpetuate the myth that we have to stay thin and perfect until death? Hamill certainly…

He's probably got a roll of quarters he's trying to pull out.

You beat me to it. I was going to say, "Because ever since we got divorced, he won't come over to do my dishes anymore."

Having licked an armpit once, I know a fraction of your undeniable agony.

No, definitely time-travelling gamers.

I wonder if having a limb like that helps with phantom limb pain.

I'm a gamer girl, and I have an OKCupid profile: You get weird creeps messaging you whether you put the gaming thing in there or not. People who couldn't spell their way out of a paper bag, people who clearly didn't read your profile and are just asking everybody if they want to fuck, people who neg you and then…

Possibly the same reason that people vote for the British National Party.

A fictional Stephen Fry, who was born in the US due to a series of events caused by a sterility pill sent back through time to prevent Hitler's birth.

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

Thank goodness The Incredibles didn't have that camel toe challenge.

There goes my dream of calling out my own name in bed.

I can relate to your husband! I was born and raised in Hawai'i and could have gone to Kamehameha school, but I also don't 'look' Hawai'ian. I don't look Native American either in some people's estimation. Or Chinese. But I relate to those parts of my heritage more than my haole parts because I was raised with those…

How else do you digest information?

You carry your noc list? I memorize mine and then eat it.