She's a keeper. (That's not meant to be a Harry Potter reference.)

Religious fervor is great for the complexion.

Can I add: Punctuation! It's your friend, Jose.

Ooh, he could be Crowley AND Aziraphale, since everyone knows that all the angels look alike. He could just have different hair and clothes for each.

Absolutely. A healthy person should eat about 2000, and a pregnant woman should eat about 2300-2500. I hope no one foolishly takes that article seriously.

Here's my favorite sentence from her essay: "Families are smaller, birthrates have dropped, divorce and out-of-wedlock births have soared." She lumps these things together in a paragraph about "severing sex from procreation," as though all of them are the direct result of contraception. Well, two of them are: Smaller…

Ironically, the thing that would most prevent an uppity bitch infestation would be east access to birth control.

I would add that it's heartening that at least one of them is a Republican. It gives me hope that perhaps 50% of the country ISN'T trying to control my uterus.

Well, I for one am deeply offended... that you think that Doctor Who is a kids show.

My twelve year old brain can't get past the image of Romney blowing Santorum uselessly. Hehe.

You're lucky, because I am fat and bitter.

I think that depends a lot on the shape of your butt and the state of your hemorrhoids.

Yesterday two psychiatrists and a psychologist told me that one of the hallmarks of a delusion is that you believe things that the majority of people know to not be true. I wonder why the university continues to employ someone with delusional thinking. Of course, we have several delusional fellows running for…

Go ahead, throw your vote away.

Done and done! And a little worried that I'm going to get kicked off of Facebook.

I totally understand the pain of rejection. It is easy for me to say from my high horse that no guy who would dump you over condom use is really looking for a relationship anyway, because I'm not looking for relationships with young guys, and I don't know what the field is like. I can assure you though, that things…

You Gain respect with comments like that.

For once I am glad to be a middle-aged woman, because I've never had a guy ask to not use a condom in the 6 years that I've been divorced. I don't know if it makes a difference that my partners tend to be really grateful to be having sex at all, or that I provide the condoms, or that I make it part of foreplay, or…

No glove, no love.

It puts the truffles in the basket or it gets the sink again!