I'll let Jessica Lange handle this one.

"A Holy Bible will get your message across loud and clear: Yes, you are a heathen. Plus, what is anyone going to say if you give them a Bible?"

I hate Pnina Tornai. Haaaaaate. Wtf is this slutty Miss Havisham getup? NO.

It's only tight until I get a hold of it, right guys? Up top! Anybody?

Look at the image she posted.

I wouldn't be so sure about that. I've read that c-sections strongly increase the risk of autism.

I watched about 5 minutes of this last night and was struck by how frequently they said they were taking responsibility for their actions and then in the next breath blamed their lawyers for not giving the court the proper paperwork, hiding Joe & Teresa's assets in their bankruptcy filings, not properly explaining the…

I don't want to steal other people's loans. I have plenty on my own.

I keep hoping one of these days the hackers will steal all my loans... but it never seems to happen.

I bought the book. I cannot fucking wait. It should be here tomorrow.

YEAH, CAITLIN DOUGHTY! (This is not a super appropriate response to this piece, but I just love her so much, I can't help it.)

I bet his fedora collection is truly a sight to behold.