People pee in the Target dressing rooms on a regular basis - only go in the ones with linoleum, not carpet.

*DONGS ALL OVER THE WORLD* SNL *singing*

You're a pirate, can't you take the lead?

This is why my cats don't have kitchen privileges. I don't want to sanitize my kitchen counters every time I want to use my kitchen. Also cats are a$$holes and I loves them.