When you sit in a court of law day in and day out, it’s easy to forget that your litigants are human beings with lives outside of the justice system. Good on Judge Wolf for not forgetting and for not being afraid to sometimes let common sense prevail over the black letter law. She is a credit to the bar.

Oh man, I have a one month old and this is making me cry so hard right now.

It’s called smelling the fart in acting circles

SEE??? I found this picture by googling “mean cat” and that’s what she fucking looks like, a mean cat.

I know as a feminist I’m not supposed to do this, but fuck it:

Maybe she’s smizing?

Anybody else think of this straight away?

Finally, an appropriate opportunity to share this:

The only thing better than a dumpster fire of a film is a dumpster fire of a music video. The edgelords who dreamed this up must have a longstanding appointment at Hot Topic.

I love you guys. Unabashedly.

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

I am from Brazil and we are one of the top producers of granite. We call the ghastly green granite (granites, really, as there are several of them) “cemetery granite” here. It is what headstones are made out of. So when I watch HGTV and see someone raving about their stupid Ubatuba/Butterfly/Peacock green granite, I…

12 bottles of wine is perfectly normal, THANK you very much.

Lotta wine in that kitchen. I think that (partially) explains things.

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

I think it’s because he had to wear a dress and it 100% made his ass look big.

The cutouts look like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Believable, but also believable of a lot of Hollywood couples.

The other day she made me come hold them up for a while because it get good. What do I do with that?

She’s just venting. there’s nothing for you to do. I like to hold my own boobs. It’s comforting. I’m going to make my boyfriend hold mine up for me! What a great idea. I mean... you got to hold her boobs. It could be worse.

It’s a paraphrase of a comment Neil DeGrass Tyson made on twitter.