Bless their hearts. They tried real hard. Instead they just looked like this:

It was just really funny too because in the last few months I’ve been at 3 different beer festivals, a new years eve party where people were doing blow and fucking in the bathroom, seen 2 foul mouthed stand up comics live, binged Making a Murderer, and watched at least 3 Tarantino movies, but sitting in the living…

Or “don’t watch Alien”. I could have used that. Especially not in the 3rd trimester.

Just saying, would buy if it has good base.

Your husband is clearly with it culturally and cares more about your fetus than mine;)

That’s funny, because just last night I was watching Mad Max with my husband, when he suddenly looked down at my belly and was like “uh, are you allowed to be watching this?” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

well the historical citation being, many wedding cakes throughout history looking as such.

in that editors defense, if it was possible to run the numbers I am positive that over 90% of times the verb “nagging” has been used it was to refer to a woman

Also, those words are not solely or even most commonly defined that way. A telephone is shrill. An alarm clock. Intentionally choosing gendered shit to express a non-gendered adjective is irresponsible. Let people learn their bias from their shitty parents, as is tradition.

It’s the dictionary’s job to literally define words. If you don’t know what rabid means and you go to look it up, you will now and forever associate it with feminist. Like if your daughter asks you, “what’s a prick, mummy?” and you say, “well, your father is one”. While that may or may not be accurate, teaching…

amirite

“shrill” – defined as “the rising shrill of women’s voices”– and “psyche” – for which the example sentence is, “I will never really fathom the female psyche”. “Grating”, defined as “sounding harsh and unpleasant”, was illustrated with the phrase “her high, grating voice”, while the adjective “nagging” used the…

White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

Dial. It. Back. Lady.

“at least Cosby knocked his victims out b4 he raped them.”

i’m still waiting on mine

So when does Stoya start raking in all that sweet, sweet, rape accuser money I keep hearing so much about?

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

I had a wordy and rambling response written, but I'm just going to sum it up with this: Schrodinger's Rapist.