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This is what has always killed me. At the root of the whole “Actually, I hope Donald Trump stays in office, because Mike Pence would be so much worse” argument, there is the implication that he’s some master of the dark arts of politics. That he’s some chess master who knows how the machine works.

I’ll be honest, I’m surprised she even got that long of a sentence. Hell, I’m surprised they haven’t dug up his corpse and arrested him for assualting the officer’s bullets with his body.

Democratic slogans:

Don’t leave out this:

They stopped at a US taxpayer funded resort in Hermosillo to fill out applications for welfare checks and free healthcare so everything is in place when they arrive in Texas and get to rapin’ and pillagin’. A select few ‘nasty’ ones were also chosen to join MS-13 and will later be shuttled to midwestern cities by Beto

There are so many social programs that could help lessen the amount of sex workers if that is something people want. Why not focus on helping society rather than making things worse for vulnerable people. I don’t think sex work will ever go away but things could be done to make it safer. Most the young women that I

Honestly, I find the idea that sex work is inherently and uniquely exploitative ridiculous. Because under capitalism, what work isn’t exploitative? Why is it more demeaning for a woman to make money off of sex than any other form of labor?

Ah, yes, the cornerstone of every feminist movement, “women don’t know what’s best for them, WE know what’s best for them”

She shot first and asked questions later. Tell me, if a black man had busted into the wrong apartment and shot a white woman before even trying to figure out why the apartment DIDN’T have his OWN stuff in it, and then failed to render aid even though he was trained how to do so, would you be defending him to this

A white woman walked into a Black man’s apartment while he was sitting on the couch eating ice cream watching TV in his underwear and shot him, and I am relieved that she was actually found guilty.

They’re going to have to pry my parents’ Netflix subscription from my cold, dead hands.

Mitt Romney will add that this is “probably not what I would have done in the same situation.”

Black Hole 2020

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

The only reason I’m not more of an alarmist about this is because Trump’s most fervent supporters are also establishment sycophants that prefer to do their “winning” from the comfort of their La-Z-Boys with Fox News warbling in the background. This isn’t to say that there aren’t any Trump supporters that would answer

I STUBBED MY TOE! ARREST THE WALL! BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THE WALL OUT!

WHERE IS MY DIET COKE AND FRIED CHICKEN BREAKFAST GODDAMN IT I HIT THE FUCKING DIET COKE BUTTON THREE TIMES THIS IS TREASON

Many people are saying that the reason Jim Jordan helped cover up sexual abuse in the wrestling program at Ohio State is because he participated in that abuse.  I don’t know anything about it, but it is something many people are saying, that Jim Jordan committed numerous acts of sexual abuse at Ohio State.  I don’t

As much as I loathe the sound of Trump’s voice, I’d be tempted to listen to this recording, just to hear him sound frantic and panicked. Delicious.

Boy, they are just going to drive this “the real crime is the reporting of the crime” bus right off the cliff, aren’t they?