LOL, where is the evidence for this apparent epidemic of people suffering life-threatening injuries because they couldn’t wait 5mins for a toilet to become free?

These fuckers thought Ukraine had tried to swing the 2016 election for the Democrats? Are they fucking deranged?

$34,000 for an emergency appendectomy. Mine burst during surgery which meant I spent a week in the hospital recovering. I had blown through my contractor’s health insurance coverage after the $5,000 x-ray, I was told. That was eight years ago and seeing an envelope from Aetna in the mail still scares the shit out of…

It’s bizarre. He’s a columnist. If he doesn’t agree with what the “ordinary Americans” are thinking, why not write a column in rebuttal to why they’re wrong?

To this asshole’s high-school tweets!

Hook this shit and the Boston bros brawl up to my veins, I already feel younger.

4) While it seems like school shootings are common, per capita, they are extremely rare. It is an extremely unlikely way for a student to die.

Any sports editor worth their salt should have already commissioned this asshole’s obituary. He’s 35 now; it’ll be a miracle if he sees 40. He’s a menace to himself and others and it’ll be a blessed day if he doesn’t take anyone else down with him when he finally fucks off forever.

I agreed with you completely up until a few weeks ago. Everything you say is correct. The system is broken. The Senate absolutely won’t do anything and the impeachment will go nowhere. And yet. It’s still worth doing. You’re putting it on the historical record that he was impeached. That counts for a lot. Any story…

Co-signed, purely for the Draymond v. Laimbeer war crimes.

Yep, these are the voters Democrats are somehow expected to reach out to. Good fucking luck with that.

This is Deadspin, if anyone ever loses it’s always because they’re PURE GARBAGE, never because someone else did something better. Toronto’s D in the last 5mins was ferocious, God forbid that the article would credit that.

Woah there, Brett Anderson, all that celebrating and jumping around is some bush league shit that only shows up Justin Smoak — and right in front of the Jays’ dugout, no less! The next time Smoak steps into the batter’s box against you expect him to charge you before he even takes a pitch. Respect the game next time.

It’s the face I pull when I watch the Red Sox string hit after hit after hit together with two outs. It’s like every Dodgers pitcher starts tipping every single pitch with two outs.

I love you.

She trots this bullshit apology out because a large majority of liberal viewers (and liberals generally) will buy it. Because liberals, instinctively, think that there is good in everyone and that everyone, no matter how vile or wayward they are, can be redeemed or reformed. When liberals start to accept that there…

Because it might have been pissing down on the way to the game and might be pissing down on the way home. Totally agree, though, that you shouldn’t use one in a stadium. Wear a poncho or ride it out on the concourse.

Yep. If women killed men with the frequency that men kill women it would be a bigger global issue than climate change.

You can only hope to disdain him.

Another element of this horror that bears repeating: The GOP outsourced their questioning to a fucking woman because they had no fucking women and they don’t know how to talk to women. So there she sits, in her little pretend table, watched on by all the men who hired her. The entire scene is a shitshow.