This is my favorite Deadspin comment ever, I want to give it a billion stars.

Wow, it wasn’t so long ago this asshat was smelling the postseason.

Jesus, I’m glad I’m out of journalism and don’t have to humor/suffer/interact with dipshits like this anymore.

This is a decent point, they could get months of mileage (not to mention credibility) out of actually publishing this stuff. The calculus if they start doing it, though, is that they probably sacrifice some level of access (which is why the Beltway media are a bunch of spineless toads). That said, I imagine your thinki…

This is outstanding, Chris, beautifully put, every last word.

This entirely.

He twice interrupted the prosecution’s opening statement in the first fucking minute.

That entire story was amazing.

especially since I’d argue that he got a raw deal in the first place

Explain to me the “slightly less than a king’s ransom” that LA was offering? I’ll take DeRozan, a decent centre, taking Green’s contract off the books, and a first round pic over anything LA was offering.

I cancelled my subscription 18 months ago precisely for this reason, it’s a clown show.

I love it, too. Their traditional kit is fine, excellent even, but the dark kit rocks.

He made an ass out of himself by saying Jordan Pickford is too short to be a goalkeeper, when he’s the same height as Akinfeev, one inch shorter than Lloris and Ederson, and two inches shorter than Subasic. The guy’s a clown.

Ha, in a quirk of fate I actually support San Antonio, also. I think LeBron to SA is a sneaky dark horse and that would almost 100% keep him there. If LeBron goes anywhere else, though, I think it’s more likely he goes, but that they get someone like Lillard or Heyward plus extras for him.

Spurs fan here, and I love Sonny, he’s very, very good, but objectively a couple of rungs off being a superstar.

“RS is in the jackpot, now.”

... and I want it to be honest but I never intended it to hurt anyone except Ted Cruz.

If he did that, Trump would order an air strike on ABC’s headquarters. I’m only half joking.

Yeah, 10,000 to 1 seems ... rather low.

Dude is like a living, breathing bingo card of white trash.