Any woman who can successfully harness the power of Nerd Rage and turn it into a fountain of cash for her own benefit gets respect from me.  

If this pun wasn’t intended then McLevy just landed a 25lb bass without even putting a rod in the water 

“Arnold Schwarzenegger made plenty of shit films too, and he is clearly the model Johnson is patterning his career after.”

(San Andreas 2, again with Peyton helming) which suggests he’s loyal to a fault

America doesn’t have a far left movement.

I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Bernie should do what he should’ve done before he announced his 2020 candidacy (his 2016 run was fine—and necessary): Step aside for Warren, and be the elder statesman he’s earned the right to be.

Not everyone needs to be President. Shit, President isn’t even the strongest office in…

Trump clearly believes that accusing someone/something of being unpopular or “having low ratings” is the most crushing insult one can deliver. It really makes sense given that his entire sad existence is the pursuit of attention and praise.

I know. You find yourself snickering and then you remember children in cages. It’s emotionally exhausting. 

I keep saying - if we get through this relatively unscathed, then it will all be hilarious. 

He comments on the news like he’s watching WWE wrestling. Good guys, bad guys, divisional rivals, ratings, audiences...

Accurate. I can’t wait to see how the White House handles this. Will they invite the team over? Obviously they’ll be met with a resounding DECLINE but the optics of not inviting them would be pretty gross.

America was founded on genocide and built by slaves.

My earnest hope is that this will be the moment that people stand up to the arrival of fascism. I always wondered what it would finally look like for this country to go full on into authoritarian rule.

He found out that there was a woman in the room in New Hampshire who is not Mother.

I mean, Bret has a point here.  Who reads phrases like “We think...” and assumes the author is including themselves in that?  Oh, everybody because that’s what “we” means?  Nevermind...

Biden is clinging to this outdated notion that if you’re nice to the Republicans, they’ll be reasonable with you, won’t flout the law, compromise, etc. The problem is that they’re happy to accept our compromises, but offer absolutely nothing in return. They also think that norms and decorum are for Democrats, not…

Why would we change our values to yours, when we find them morally repugnant?

Good luck rural America. Donald Trump conned you into thinking he’s just like you. You wouldn’t be welcome at one of his golf courses....and you couldn’t afford to stay at one of his hotels. Keep chomping those opioids and hoping for the 1950's to come back. You are fucked. There will be no jobs and you’ve been fooled…

The number of R-voters who do these mental gymnastics is always entertaining.

That doesn’t seem especially civil. I’m sure the usual suspects will be chiming in any moment now....