Is this about the abortion I had?

No, the WHITE phone!

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Innocent people are rarely harmed by the outcome of a game of rugby, and certainly not anywhere near on the level of a paid liar for a would-be authoritarian that has repeatedly sought to violate basic human rights and then lie about it to the press to avoid scrutiny. Framing it that way shows a startling naivete.

LOL party of family values.  

I assume he ran on a “family values” platform and is an avid pro-lifer?

This idea that Cameroon’s players can’t be held responsible for controlling their actions and emotions is a bunch of condescending and frankly racist bullshit that would be heavily decried on Deadspin if it was written outside of Deadspin.

You think this guy knows calculus?!

Somebody needs to find out who first adopted/came up with that haircut and punch them in the face as well. It’s like they told their hairdresser “Give me the Macklemore, but crank that shit up to 11.”

Oh, you all think this kid’s face is punchable in that GIF? You ain’t seen nothing yet.

Remember when Deadspin was banging the drum on collusion and how statements from GM’s about not giving out 10 year deals were “bullshit” and Harper should be paid “his worth”? Something tells me those will not age gracefully.

You’re giving Donnie way too much credit. If I brought you out on a boat into shark-infested waters, threw chum all around, tazed you and blindfolded you and threw you overboard...I don’t get to claim that I saved your life by reeling you back in.

Like, I’ve heard of Rui Hachimura. He’s tall and half black and half Japanese, like Naomi Osaka, whom I’ve also heard of, which sounds cool. Also, if I had the opportunity to talk to Rui Hachimura, I’d probably be too shy to do so.

They may not have a GM but any Wizard worth their salt believes in their staff. 

Imagine how amazing a person would be with a dozen parents.

I actually sort of think there’s a truth to this. I grew up in a two parent household and I think it played a major role in why I am who I am.

So... this article should really be skewering US Soccer, who clearly reached out to all these professional teams with templates asking them to tweet it out to their followers.

Anything happens.

It’s going to be a massive medical breakthrough when doctors finally discover which bone is the racist one.

Biden is running a campaign that would have had questionable results in 1996. The fact that he is doubling down on such a toxic issue is not a winning strategy should he make it to the general election — not even the current GOP politicians want to work with the few remaining moderate conservatives in their party.