There will be a lot of joking involved with this asshole’s emergence on Twitter but let’s not forget that this fucking coward tore his wife’s throat out and got away with it.

“...try to pick apart her laundry list of policy proposals.”

I generally enjoy his writing but man this is a childish response right?  Who gets that defensive over something so pointless?  I’m hoping he’s drunk, no other excuse to act so bitchy and also to pretend he wasn’t obviously wrong

Wow, personal attacks and a graying and/or banning!

For a professional contrarian you have some extraordinarily thin skin. Maybe you should work on that, or at least try having fewer takes which were as easy to pick apart as this god awful one.

I hope this stays at 0 stars. The only thing worse than being wrong is being unable to recognize that you are wrong. 

Why do you get so mad that the Pelicans didnt bend over backwards to make the Lakers better last season? When is the next cathartic Wizards piece coming out?

Shut the fuck up man. You aren’t nearly as smart as you think you are. Big market teams can screw over small market teams at the drop of a hat. You aren’t this fucking naive. Or are you?

Your article was poorly considered and argued at the time, and ultimately is one of the worst things you’ve written for this site. At some point, you ought to own it.

+1 gallon of diesel

But no one circles the wagons quite like Deadspin. If Bill Simmons were to kill himself tomorrow they’d swear they never said a bad thing about him; you just interpreted everything they said about him all wrong. There has never been a human more sure they’ve figured out life like people who blog for a living.

It’s amazing how consistently Deadspin has been wrong about the NBA. Just off the top of my head, they criticized the Porzingis draft pick, called the Sixers rebuild a failure, ripped the Toronto Raptors multiple times on their way to a championship, and wanted the Pelicans to accept far less for Anthony Davis than…

“A quick glance at the replay will likely make you breathe a sigh of relief that Pillar was able to get out of the play without any semblance of an injury.”

your first mistake was going in feet first

I think that’s a wicket. Pillar just ended his innings at 0, but they’ve got 9 more to go with 2.2 overs remaining.

Another lesson to be taken from this Finals series (“Final Clubs. Not Finals Clubs.”), and it is this:

I had shit-talked Kyle Lowry and the Raps’ chances after what I thought was a bad game 5 from him in the middle of what I thought was a middling (at best) series for him. I was wrong. And glad I was. Great job Kyle. Congrats Toronto and all its fans.