A circumcised penis does generally look better on camera, yes.

I’m paying attention to him because The Ringer is treating him as a reasonable person and saying his book is worth reading, and I made sure to transcribe the conversation because I know one of the reactions to this blog would have been, “Oh, you’re taking this out of context.” So, there’s the context. I believe it’s…

If ESPN ever puts Doris Burke on their main broadcast instead of Jackson I will die a happy and fulfilled man. 

You are a true hero

I don’t know about you, but I have serious anxiety about getting a fleshlight through a TSA checkpoint, so she stays at home. I can jerk off into a hotel washcloth filled with moisturizer and left on the room heater for five minutes for a couple days just fine.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

I look forward to yelling at her in restaurants.

Yeah, don’t forget the ‘consulting’ gigs for the Koch brothers, the sinecures in conservative ‘think tanks’. She won’t find work, but she’ll be amply rewarded.

Sweet babeee jeebus...that made me HOOOOWL!!!

Straight up now?

Yep.  Earth round and all that.  

Just to point out, planes don’t necessarily fly in a straight line from point A to Point B. Here’s an actual Denver-St. Louis flight path I grabbed off Flight Aware. It makes Iowa seem not outside the realm of possibility.

The mental gymnastics that my fellow white people use to justify this embarassment get more stunning every day. The normalization is chilling.

Yes, as always, the most important thing is Fuck Boston.

That was such a casual and polite f-bomb. No need to apologize, Ryan; the media watchdogs can go fuck off!

Bluejackets fan and I was glad to see not only a first time SC winner but anyone but fucking Boston and that loser douche machine Marchand.

The NY Post said that it was related to Ortiz having an affair with a drug lord’s wife and while I’m loathe to give the Post any sort of journalistic credit, I wouldn’t be surprised if it were true here. Why the hell else would 6-10 people agree to split such a piddly amount of money to try to kill maybe the most…

Man, John Wick 7 is awful.

I certainly wouldn’t have left ‘The Surgeon’ sitting in the bullpen. That’s a closer if I ever saw one.

How do you feel about the commerce content that’s found on this site? While it is of course different in many ways from true Deadspin posts, it does seem to try to fit in with the rest of the site; it definitely doesn’t feel slapped on.