This guy’s 15 minutes are going to be up sooner than he thinks but if he can’t secure one or two decent sponsorships or endorsements over the short term I’ll be stunned.

I want to grieve and have hope for the future but like Diana, I feel this is the new normal. I admire gun-control advocates, and agree with everything they say because they are right. But I also feel the ship sailed long ago on the gun debate. This country is, and has always been, violent. It was founded on war and…

What a relief it is for humanity that Tom Izzo has sired children and can muster the bare minimum of outrage at the actions of a child molester. Presumably an impotent or confirmed bachelor Tom Izzo would have shrugged his shoulders at this news and wondered what everyb0dy was so mad about.

This exactly, look at this fucking pathetic lowlife, prison is going to be BRUTAL for him and he deserves every second of it.

That was terrible, but when it comes to intransigence, any line-up of football coaches is a God-damn murderers’ row.

Has somebody built something like a tennis ball machine but for soccer balls? That would be WAY harder and it would also look amazing. Imagine dialing up 100m/hr fastballs with soccer balls.

It’s shit like this that makes me grateful I’m not a professional athlete. If I had to spend 10-12 hours a day with dickheads like this I’d blow my brains out.

You know, there are practicing Christians on the other team.

I can’t star this enough, I’m done with games that don’t finish before midnight.

In addition to their laughable schedule, the only thing you need to know about how jumped up UCF’s claims are is this: if they’re truly an undefeated national champion, why the fuck is their coach bolting at the earliest opportunity to run a mediocre program in the frozen wilderness?

Probably my favorite Deadspin post of the year. This was fantastic, well done.

“XFL 2.0 will have WAY fewer paralyses or WAY more! We haven’t decided yet!”

Dude was apparently infamous for being a lush. Might have put the bottle down this season, was Drew’s point.

Sane was unbelievable, Trippier’s a good defender but he made him look third-rate.

Related, but Sterling absolutely murdered at least two opportunities on Saturday, he could have had four or even five goals himself. Wonder how much this attack was on his mind during the game.

Let’s all go easy on this guy, he just woke up that day feeling particularly economically anxious.

That’s true, there’s no doubt he wouldn’t give a shit about any acts of harrassment or worse he’s committed—and you can take it to the bank that he’s committed them. But he would care about keeping things quiet on the basis that they could disrupt his business/ability to make money. He might be a little fidgety right…

My thoughts, too, the closet storing his skeletons must be ready to burst.

Mr. Davis grabbed Plaintiff’s behind, slid his hand between Plaintiff’s legs, and touched Plaintiff’s privates, while saying, “I can’t handle your a** it is so luscious.”

I would get an Eagles tattoo if that happens and I barely even follow the NFL.