Lol, try to stay in the here-and-now? If we’re looking at “pedigree over time” then Real-PSG is also a mismatch.

In Juventus-Tottenham, we have a seemingly lopsided matchup between the biggest club in Italy and the fifth or sixth biggest club in England.

Mic up all the players so we can get all their (good-natured, hilarious) trash talk and I’m in!

Doesn’t matter, they’d all be wasting their time.

They spent last offseason seemingly desperate to get rid of him, only to eventually give in and sign him to a five-year deal.

Watched the game this morning and can confirm Honduras is WAY closer to crap-ish than good-ish.

I think that’s a fair point, I imagine a lineman could easily try his hand at wrestling, discus, shot put or a few other sports but none of those sports gives you the same sense of being part of a team. And that’s not nothing.

Yep. What I’ve always found interesting is that it is basically unlike every other game in that only one guy does the fun thing (throws the ball) and only a handful of players do the next-most fun thing (catch it). Everybody in basketball dribbles or shoots, (basically) everybody in baseball throws, catches, and…

You are lucky to be marrying someone so smart and I wish you both the best.

Ooooh! A paedophile AND a would-be rapist? Roy Moore 2020, Breitbarters?

Christ, coriolis jokes are so worn down they’re bald. Zero stars, must try harder.

Agree with the concerns over Rosen, there’s no way a Jewish quarterback will adjust to life in New York.

Agree, he had some incredible moments as a Phillie but if he goes into the HOF with anything other than a Jays’ cap it will be absurd.

Exactly right, I can confirm that these pictures are basically any Australian city on any afternoon of the year.

Can we talk about the fact that Ben McAdoo looks like someone whose hard drive is going to be walked out of his home by the FBI at some point in his life?

The tone of social media these days may be nastier than ever, but this too will likely pass ...

God, what a fucking dirtbag, I hope he gets hit in the dick by lightning.

My heart breaks for her, not only for the abuse she suffered but that she (and so many others) felt like she couldn’t say anything to anyone. There will always be predators, unfortunately, but that so many women (and men, too) feel afraid to speak out about their abuse is a collective failing on all of us. Hopefully,…

We’re at the Dark Comedy stage, at this point. They’ll sign a crippled infant before they sign Kaep.

Slightly off topic, but man do you guys need a nickname or something for your soccer team. USMNT sounds like a fucking quarterly report. Literally anything would be better.