It’s kilometres.

Please. I’ll give you Oceania but Asia is miles deeper and more competitive than CONCACAF. Miles.

This really can’t be said enough. If someone is trying to rape you, or assault you, or gaslight you, or compromise you, or in any way frighten or humiliate you:

I can live with the bloop single but infield singles make me blind with rage.

The most dumbfoundingly stupid part of this is: everything Trump blew up at the NFL for was already happening before Trump blew up about it. These people had heard of Colin Kaepernick, right? They follow the NFL, presumably? They knew that players were protesting? But their opinion of the league only changed when…

Drew summed this up perfectly in the Jamboroo today.

I just finished reading the New Yorker article, which is horrific, and listening to the audio, which chills my blood. I don’t want to listen to it again but he insists that she comes into his hotel room at least 15 times, doesn’t he? And then makes her the bad guy because SHE’S the one making the scene and SHE’s…

“Yelberton Abraham Tittle Jr.” Yep, I would have gone with Y.A., too.

A good friend is a lot harder to replace than a serviceable running back.

No shit, how many homes in Oklahoma could one buy for $200 million? All of them or just most of them?

Jesus Christ, the writer fantasizes about doing violence to her subject in the mother-fucking first paragraph, how the fuck did this get published?

Solid fucking kinja.

Would not shock me if this guy literally kept an Excel spreadsheet for his list of No-Good N......

They could have knelt during the anthem, and since the kneeling is protesting police brutality and oppression, Jerry Jones could have wiped that shit-eating grin off his face. Additionally, he could make an on-the-record comment about injustice in this country, as well as expound on why Kapernick doesn’t have a job.

Can we talk about the absurdity of unfurling a field-sized flag for a fucking regular-season game? Christ, the NFL has the most toxic brand of patriotism.

What sports broadcasting cliche needs to die first? I’m for “shaken up on the play.”

With any luck, we’ll all die on the way to Poochie’s home planet.

I get the allure of Notre Dame and all that shit, but why as a parent would you send your kid to be coached by this asshole?

“Revisionism?”

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