This is so true. It’s the most conservatively managed sport I’ve ever watched. It’s like coaches coach to avoid scrutiny from media and fans. Which is bullshit. Football is in desperate need of a Moneyball-type revolution - there are inefficiencies over the entire game - and maybe Arians and the Cards is it.

This can’t have enough stars.

This is a bizarre, confounding and idiotic move - who in the world uses the word “scoopage?”

I'd bet my life that it's going to be a train wreck. Not a JaMarcus Russell-type train wreck, but close.

Kane's season has been so wonderful and unlikely the only thing left for him is to take a big deal in Houston and then get shipped off to LA.

This is honestly a very close approximation of my listening experience last week. Simmons was a guest host on ESPN in D.C. with Tony Kornheiser. They spent the first 8mins talking about where they ate the previous night, that Kornhesier knew the head chef and asked for his meal to be specially made by him that night.…

Often thought this too, it's baffling to me.

I think you mean Cairns. Cannes is in France. And allowing American tourists to die in weird and colorful ways is an Australian tradition.

Brian McCann: [Books flight to Havana]

Your sober, thoughtful and logical analysis has no place in a story about NFL owners and their teams.

Are copies of your wedding video available for purchase? Asking for ... a friend.

Good God, that's appalling. Yep, no doubt that takes the cake. What is wrong with people?

I think it's weird that people videotape wedding ceremonies. Maybe if family can't attend you'll throw it on for their benefit one day but seriously what percentage of these movies ever get watched? No way it's more than 5%. But a video of a funeral is 1,000 times weirder.

Any comment on a possible 50 Shades of Jim Gray feature?

Fucking this x 1,000. All this talk about having to use a passing play on second down to preserve your timeout (plus the clock) for a (potentially) failed third down rushing attempt is fucking asinine. Seattle had second and goal with a minute left. They had one timeout left and didn't even need that one. What team is…

Thank you for saying this. I love when Cleveland fans, Jets fans et. al. begin listing all their terrible QBs or draft picks as though it's somehow evidence of the universe being against them. "How can we be so unlucky?" they say. Answer: 1) you picked them and 2) your job is to DEVELOP these players. These teams have…

According to Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll ...

"Wow, he was fucking her over pretty hard. But I guess he could have fucked her over harder."

"I agree!"

"Up to $1,900 for the most expensive tickets."