Jesus, I don't wanna grow old.

The New Jersey Nyets

Agree, that is literally how Andy Roddick wooed Brooklyn Decker.

He also seems confused about the process by which NFL teams build their rosters. He's aware there's a draft, right? That people who play for NFL teams come from everywhere, not necessarily the city that drafts them? I can't believe I'm even fucking typing these words ...

I've talked about this with friends but it's gonna make a hell of a 30 for 30 one day. Like you, I'm just bewildered that he never came across a coach, parent, teacher, mentor, agent or anything who could get him to accept that his future as a professional footballer was going to be as something other than a…

Good points, yeah I was too kind there. What I meant was he's the last guy I imagine who'd be found doing lines of cocaine and banging cheerleaders. But you're right, many of his political beliefs, especially abortion, are odious and objectionable. And 100% he'll be running for, or already holding, elected office in…

Man, this. I personally think Tebow seems like a lovely, genuine guy. He's just too nice a guy for anyone to actually hate but, as you say, he was mocked by people like me/us because we could all see how useless he was, because of all that showy Tebowing shit and for the fact the only people who loved him were white,…

That's honestly what I feared when his leg went sideways against Seattle. Maybe his pocket passing was never going to develop but RGIII's rookie year was a sensation - remember this? - and he's never been close to the same since. I loathe Washington and RGIII rubs me the wrong way a lot, too, but Mike Shanahan should…

Shhhhhhhh! Don't let anyone else know!

... they're smart enough to drink Victoria Bitter, Toohey's, Cooper's (my favorite) ...

Definitely not just you.

How have you missed Shawshank? It's on TNT like every week!

Whatever you think of Peyton Manning, I will always love him for choosing Denver and creating the ensuing Tebow-Goes-Where shitstorm.

Incognito would have a job right now if not for Ray Rice and Greg Hardy and Adrian Peterson, none of whose actions are in the same phylum as Incognito's ...

Seriously, that last point x 1,000. The "bend don't break defense" is fucking GARBAGE, it makes me tear my hair out. "Oh, you don't wanna give up a 28-yard play? That's cool, we'll just take the 8 yards per play you're giving us, kick a chip shot field goal, then win it in overtime. Thanks for your help."

"Did you know the human head weighs eight pounds?"

Seriously. I know it's a high-pressure business and jobs are on the line but the way coaches berate players on the sidelines in the NFL (and college, where it's arguably worse) turns my stomach.

Are we completely convinced Aoki's liner was going to stay fair?

You're so much more than awesome ... To see you work on the mound reminds me of watching you in high school. You are willing yourself to perfection and dragging the team along with you. I couldn't be more proud of your baseball accomplishments.

Right, so a coach described as "Loudasfuck" wasn't yelling? Are you completely sure the kid, who would have been half his size, thought he wasn't yelling either?