Jumped out at me too. Drew's deliberately making Jim troll Kevin.

+1 Kluwe.

Which means he could feasibly own this team for another 50 years. Have fun with that, 'skins fans.

Phenomenal.

Wacko Bell.

History is not going to be kind to Del Potro's sleeveless look in 2009.

I have a dream that my blue blazer and tan pants will be ready to pick up from the dry cleaner today. No, not that blue blazer and tan pants, the other blue blazer and tan pants.

This. Dunno if this is an American toilets thing or a Me thing but toilets in this country are frighteningly easy to clog. I flush two or three times just to be on the safe side now because the drainage seems terrible to me and I've been burned too many times.

Gah, you legend! I went up and down the site looking for that clip, but couldn't find it. Well done. And thank you.

Subject: jews, fantasy debate, and dick displacement theory...

Exactly, this stuff is straight from the Fox News playbook; have some talking head blowhard say something incendiary, keep stirring the pot and then hit everybody up for reactions and - voila! - it's suddenly news.

This. Oh man: this.

Long-time reporter here who covers general news ... I once asked about a beat reporting job covering sports and the editor, who knew my background in general news, talked me out of applying for it. "Don't make your hobby your job," he said. I knew he was right and I'm glad I never applied for, or got, that job.

"Entirely different?" Kicking the same ball off the ground and out of your hands is "entirely different?"

"... so a kicker who takes up the job of punter would probably have his technique compromised in both instances."

"Who are you calling washed-up? Oh right ..."

How irresponsible of the Yankees to have traded for such a reckless character? I mean, what next? And what does this say about the organization and the Yankee Way? I demand answers from Joe Torre and George Steinbrenner, who cannot ignore this simply on account of being dead.

All true, but do you fill a permanent spot on the roster with a guy whose skill set might be applicable once or twice a month?

I'll leave the funny stuff to the professionals but this is why the world needs Deadspin: to expose and take down idiotic and offensive trash like this. Awesome work, Barry.

Perfect summary.