Clubs passed him over because he was from New Jersey? Man, group-think in MLB is alive and well. Moneyball barely touched the surface about the inefficiencies of this game. Don't get me started about how bullpens are used ...

Two people told us that Douglas was drunk. Not tipsy. Wasted.

This is great, Tim. More of this, less of "A-Rod/drugs-aren't-so-bad."

The charge: Looks like a 1930s movie villain-looking motherfucker.

"Ha ha!"

+ 1 Phenomenal.

Yikes, the 30 for 30 for the Florida Gators 2009 National Champions is going to be some documentary.

Georgetown is Mysteriously Getting Rid of its Bulldog Mascot

According to the lore of primary school playground, it's an acronym for Western Oriental Gentlemen. Has dozens of applications but where I grew up it was mostly directed at Italians and Greeks. Who are in no way 'oriental' but that's racist, childhood logic for you.

Couldn't agree more ...

Yeah, I thought that, too, I'm very curious whether someone got busted.

At some point we're going to get to vote on which of these are the worst, aren't we? If so: put me down for the toilet seat at the wedding. Horrific.

That must have been the punishment for a losing bet or part of a buck's weekend prank or something because if he is wearing that deliberately and unironically then ... Jesus.

"... douchey bros."

My rule of 'drinking something you hate' is a close relative of your rule. A handy way to tap the brakes on a night before it runs out of control (while maintaining a drink in your hand).

"Jacksonville playing in a cold playoff game in Foxborough?"

God, I am so excited about these returning! The average NFL fan's complete inability to take a joke about their team or city - and their impending butthurt - has me giddy with anticipation. Are we taking bets on whose team's supporters will most embarrass themselves in this series? Is it New England? It's New England,…

I always figured tall people would prefer to be shorter than even taller than they are. I'm 5'7" and even though I wouldn't mind being 2-3 inches taller (5'10" is probably optimal height), I'd rather be 5'7" than 6'7". Tall people are oafish, clumsy and slow. We all know it's true.

"All in all, a Gentleman's 'C.'"

Minus one point for the match being played in New South Wales but plus two for "Queensland/spleens, man." Tremendous.