Brake checking aside, that music would make me wanna kill somebody, too.

Can someone assemble the I Team to find out what the fight was over? It can only be idiotic but I must know how idiotic.

Yeah, Minneapolis is stunning in the summer and spring. Nice downtown area, nice parks and lakes and bike paths and people outside exercising. If only the winters there weren't a threat to human (my) survival ...

/Googles Shin Soo-ji - entire Deadspin commentariat

Agree entirely and didn't we have (and resolve) this discussion last year with Bryce Harper?

Re. saving fouls and penalties in the NBA and NFL, I'd like to see MLB allow teams to forego their half of the inning and use them later if they need them. So a team up 9-0 after five could choose to stay in the field, and in the unlikely scenario their opponent makes up the deficit, they can use the innings they had…

I would think the state of this country's economy more-or-less disqualifies ANY American city/town/speck-on-the-map from seriously contemplating the Olympics for the next decade. Seriously, is there a state out there looking at a $500 million surplus and wondering what they should do with it?

Also, isn't the transportation in victory parades supposed to just crawl down streets? Those buses were really moving (given the circumstances).

I'm gonna go back and read this because Hamilton's boxing write-ups are almost always excellent. And I like the atmosphere ("Rastas were communing") and the fighter's narrative ("Imagine being a Brooklyn kid") but for the love of God, man - nobody cares about the undercards.

Between every single motorist, bears and old, infirm dudes, is there anyone in Russia NOT trying to pull an insurance scam?

The face of a kid who's counting the days until she can move out of home.

The look of a kid who's counting the days until she can move out of home.

"What's for dinner?" Good God. It's always 1953 in professional golf.

May 13, 2013: The Spurs Are Too Old For This Shit!

Was just about to post about Hawk's call, too. A simply AMAZING baseball thing happened and because it happened against his team his voice barely goes above a whisper and he sucks all the fun out of it. What a fuckwit.

God damn, has Craggs been kidnapped? Or is he in a coma? This is manure and I'm astounded he let it run.

If what I read in the original story is true, Bosch has EXTREMELY detailed receipts indicating the sales and transactions he made. Sorry, but if you're a professional baseballer and there are (should probably add "indisputable" here) financial records of you buying PEDs, that's good enough for you to hang, IMO.

Not to pile on but it's Don, not Dan.

I can't wait for this kid to hit his 30s, he'll look like Mickey Rourke by then.

It was fantastic watching that bear play that instrument with his bare hands. That's B-A-R-E hands.