That bed ... I just ... I can't ... Jeeeeeeeesus.

The killing of this Playbook certainly has Silver Linings.

It's like an army of Francesa zombies.

Easiest clean-up ever.

Totally agree. If you're trying to save costs, why are you getting rid of a bunch of people on $45,000, $65,000 etc.? Just can a couple of people on exorbitant salaries - who are horrible anyway - and problem solved.

Wherever there's an out-of-control brawl, you'll find a crazy Australian in the middle of it. Graeme Lloyd, your nation salutes you.

Finally someone else said this! I've always thought that, too. How many pitches does a guy throw to warm up? 15? 20? 30? And between innings? 5? 6? So a guy who throws 100 pitches after seven (for argument's sake) is really up to 160+ right? But then you might also get guys who feel warm after throwing 10 and might…

Unmarried, but still: this. A thousand times this.

Been WAY too long since I've seen that film.

Fucking oath. This is a by-product of their puritanical heritage but Americans could afford to loosen the fuck up. Starting with their vocabulary. Any self-respecting Aussie will tell you: it feels fucking phenomenal.

That really is the only solution. No helmet in the world is going to help you if you're going to try to tackle Adrian Peterson by putting your head and neck in front of his legs instead of behind them. The amazing this isn't the extent of brain trauma guys sustain, it's that nobody has literally snapped their neck in…

No, nothing of the sort. Like the NFL, each year the codes (union, league, Australian football) tweak the rules to find better ways to protect the head, and old-timers decry that the games are turning into netball. But - and enough people have said this on Deadspin - the fact that guys play without helmets means they…

Agree on the first point. The genius of the book is the mystery and subtlety of the characters - Gatsby especially. The narrative is rendered so carefully and enigmatically that it's just a poor fit for film (or at least Luhrmann's iteration of it).

This.

White? Check. Blonde? Check. Southern? Check. Country music? Check. Patriotic 'murrcan? Fuck yeah!

$2,000 for 20 minutes with Austin Kincaid?

Does Ginobili have the highest-arching three in the game? That ball felt like it was in the air forever.

Tres bien.

Had the exact same thought.

"Killer Bees? That takes me back."