“We had a falling out and that was due to the fact that there was definitely a dark side to him.”

You had to figure something was up when Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t date her.

She accused Cassey Ho of promoting eating disorders along with some others. I don't think eating 50 bananas is a sound food decision but I like candy corn so I can't throw too many stones.

That was honestly my breaking point. Why can't Hillary EVER complete a fucking renovation correctly and on budget. The woman would find water damage in the Sahara.

Dated a 26-YO last summer, and the sex was incredible, but there was always drama over nothing and the conversation was... lacking. Dating a 37-YO guy right now. SO MUCH BETTER. For me, anyway. Obviously it depends on the guy, but both guys act their age, and I prefer to spend time with a guy in his 30s who acts his…

I used to be in that boat, then one day i woke up and looked around and couldn’t figure it out and didn’t want to; women in their 40's and 50's were the most phenomenal goddesses i’d ever seen.

When I was in college and significantly older men hit on me, I would put on my best fake-innocent voice and say, "I know you. Didn't you go to school with my dad?" It would send them scurrying away with their tails between their legs.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE NOBLE BONER

My childhood best friend got meningitis at sixteen. Nearly killed him, and it might have been better if it had. He went from a brilliant, funny individual to mentally handicapped. Most folks think he is just a burnt-out stoner, since he now lives in something of a spaced-out mental fog, barely able to talk or…

I agree—and I once rushed a suddenly-screaming-in-agony preverbal toddler to the ER for what turned out to be a pair of tight shoes. I laugh about it now (hell, I laughed about it then) but I’ve never been more thankful to be wrong, and I would do the same thing again in a heartbeat.

Chartreuse. Absinthe. Fancy-ass tea services for wulong and shit.

Or a whole leg of Prosciutto di Parma with stand? $264, but priceless gastronomical satisfaction!

Yes (!!!) to everything except the reproduction of The Swing. The Rococo aesthetic is on point but true fancy bitches do not get reproductions of art, especially of Art History 101 names like Fragonard. Not that I personally am a fancy bitch (I am not) but my sister is the ultimate and through her and some other…

These lovely Crane & Co notes are engraved with beautiful peacock feathers! (Crane & Co, $29.00)

That’s because they are the shit! All hail black cats!

OMG, this! Shortly after we got married my husband and I had a HUGE fight because he wanted to go out drinking with his friends and brothers and I wanted us to do something. But he left and I cried myself to sleep only to wake up to him pulling the covers off me. He was fully dressed and his skin was ice cold (it WAS…

This is not super scary (to me) but it is 100% true.

About 4 years ago, my boyfriend and I moved into a duplex just outside the city. The first day I was all alone in the house, I started thinking that I was seeing things out of the corner of my eye. Flashes of lights and shadows. I never ever had that sensation at my old place. It happens from time to time, but not…

It’s the moooost wonderful time of the year! Seriously, I live for this thread. My experience is not nearly as spooky as others’, but here goes anyway: