ModernTraditionalist
Modern Traditionalist
ModernTraditionalist

Wow... that is SOME cross to bear. That will be this guy’s title to the day he dies.
“Hey! You’re Madonna’s Gay Brother, right?”

Local cat is all “I brought the kid dead mice, why is nobody giving me accolades for trying to feed him solids? He’s two! He can handle it!”

In the early days of the polio vaccine, didn’t they do vaccination drives at the schools? That would be so convenient. They could do it early on, like during the first or second week of school. Or for kindergarten kids, have the drive during registration because parents have to come there for that anyway. Just make

Don’t get me started on vaccinations and newborns. We have a close family member refusing a vaccination and acting like it’s our fault they won’t be able to see our newborn because we are FORCING vaccination on people. No, you have a choice - get vaccinated or wait to meet the kid. We are not forcing anybody to do

Kelly, don’t be fooled by pro-needle stabbing propaganda. The government doctors are all shadow illuminati lizswords (lizards made of swords) that are trying to fill us with chemtrails for control and to take prayer out of schools. What I’m trying to tell you is that jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.

Burritos are a travesty. If you think stuffing a flour tortilla with rice is a good idea, there is something wrong with you.

I read this article before reading anything else on jalopnik today. I tried reading other articles, but I actually could not enjoy them. This story pains me to the core and I never met the guy.

I usually don’t get mad at posts like these, but I am legit pissed off. I live in the area and it fucking enrages and saddens me that such a good person could be killed by what I can only describe as the most 0 fucks given for life retard driving populous out here. People here literally dont give a shit about driving

Awful news.

Doesn’t the monarch, by tradition, get to see everything proposed and done by the government, including MI5 and MI6?

Well one’s a Tennessee Whiskey that has gone through the Lincoln County Process, and one’s a Kentucky Straight Bourbon.

So my guess is they prefer Bourbon to Tennessee Whiskey, or at the least dislike the crappiest Tennessee Whiskey on the market. You think I’m wrong go try George Dickel to taste what Tennessee

A little young to be drinking isn’t he?

You are perfectly right to be cynical. Before my last promotion, I received 3 weeks paid vacation every year. I usually took at least 2 weeks of it (I would have taken all 3, but end of the year bullshit is nuts in my industry). Anyway, promotion comes and I was told that I no longer have a balance of vacation days

I don’t know. Are you going to care about the one on the right after it’s been born? Most of you fetus fans don’t give a shit about that precious life after the nine months of pregnancy. You also can’t say you’re pro-life if you’re okay with some asshole poaching a lion.

How I hate(d) Linda Tripp.

She and her husband also run a German-themed Christmas store called The Christmas Sleigh.

Exactly. I’m an introvert but I’m confident, outgoing, opinionated, and fairly talkative. People at work have no idea I’m an introvert.

a culture that increasingly validates gregariousness as the interactive gold standard

Ohhhhhh that’s how you spell Channa Joffe.