A Jaguar owner, a BMW owner, and a Mustang owner walk into a bar.

Um, nothing? That would be a different study.

Has four doors, defiantly NOT a Shooting Brake.

Everything alright down there? You guys need a hug/shoulder/public healthcare system?

And they’re all a bunch of fuckin freeloaders 

If you want the message to get across, you cannot play on American empathy. We have none.

If we find anyone wearing our colors, instead of beating them down we’ll make fun of their side marker lights.

Oh man, they let everyone out of class to go to the biggest classrooms to watch that shit.

Little Beetle Man Jason Torchinsky (well-known connection to Ukraine hoax) takes to insulting my golf cart. Bad, fake (((media))), neglects to mention that I get my golf cart at AMERICAN taxpayer expense. This is why Woolworth’s no longer carries your magazine! SAD!

One phone call from his buddy at Club Car (who just gave Mar a Lago a tremendous deal, tremendous) and boom electric chicken tax and 25 year wait period for all Changlis!

That’s.....really sad and scary.

Well I cheated. The second paragraph was a direct quote - I only replaced “windmills” with “electric cars.” ;)

Pretty solid.  The only thing you missed was him insulting his name for sounding foreign and then throwing in a racist remark.

The Changli deserves better! Get some custom ones made:

JASON Torchinsky... Jaaaasson Torchinsk(mumble). Sad. HE buys foreign cars! Foreign cars. Can you believe that? Believe me, he does. Doesn’t even look at American cars. Nobody builds ‘em like Chrysler. That’s a good, solid, American car company right there. Making America Drive Again!

Wrong. This is exactly the type of hill he’d try to die on, commenting every hour and replying and retweeting random accounts, and somehow it would stay in the media 24/7 while they completely ignore protests, COVID19, and any other possible news stories.

This is EXACTLY the kind of pointless, waste of time that bloated orange asshole would put tons of effort into until he bored of it 3 minutes later.

Shit, now that you've caught the eye of the Chinese, you'll be hearing from Trump soon.

Some cars do tell you that information.  The problem is people can’t be bothered to fix it.

Apple definitely was not always profitable. They damned near went under during the Mac clone era, and Microsoft bailed them out. But they have one hell of a lot better track record than Tesla. And selling gadgets is always going to have massively better margins than selling cars. Especially if you are selling cars and…