Not gonna lie, this looks much more fun than being in a Porsche or Ferrari. 

Micro soft jokes incoming

Vampire Bat(man)

Another sucky part was how my friends automatically thought that sort of shit was what I was into because they knew I was into cars. Sigh...

Airbags will implant 5G chips inside your face when they go off. Do your own research. Yada yada yada...

NSX fo’sure. Cos no one bought any.

The last time I was rear ended by an eldery Uber driver in my M5. It was just a minor tap and damage was a small scratch on my rear bumper. At first I was pissed, then the anger and thought of going through all the insurance paperwork just made me feel tired, so I just let him go. Also, he apologised. So..... might as…

My 159 was a super POS. Enough to put me off all future Alfas.

Totally understand the RX-8. I’ve almost pulled the trigger on those a few times but just held back. 

Oversized, fat, bloated, ugly.

As a fellow driver, I avoid cycling on roads entirely. 

This is gold

But they have their immune systems and horse medicine!

Jack Black feels more Mario to me

Is the title supposed to be ironic or sarcastic?

TVRs are the crazy psycho high maintenance needy overly obsessive hot chicks of the car world

Never put your dick in crazy, unless your name is daddy. 

Freedumb

excuse me! lip my stockings!

And South East Asia is always night-time, raining/wet, dark, dingy and full of shops with a mix of Japanese/Chinese characters mashed up.